Remington Grill Sitcom Pilot Screenplay

Screenplay for the pilot episode of an exciting new sitcom about life at a North Carolina restaurant.

The World Cup of Shit Songs FINAL (Part Five)

Once again I dreamt of climbing Pico Bolívar. This time when I reached the summit I saw a vision of a man with twelve arms. I think I understand now. President Bolívar thought Robert McVitie was next in line but he was wrong. McVitie isn't one of the Twelve Knights. I am.

BTS – ‘Map of the Soul: 7’ Review & Conspiracy Theory

A review of the new album from Korean pop sensation BTS. This reveals a government conspiracy that could lead to a historic uprising.

Zane Lowe in Conversation with Our Artist of the Decade

He may be one of the world's greatest living musicians, but Jorge Quiños is notoriously secretive about revealing his true identity. To convince our artist of the decade to agree to his first ever interview we hired legendary radio host Zane Lowe. Jorge talks about politics, screenwriting, and why negative criticism doesn't affect him. We knew nothing about the man behind the music... until now.

The World Cup of Shit Songs (Part Four)

"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." - Philip K. Dick, VALIS (1981)

The World Cup of Shit Songs (Part Three)

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo, doot dooo.
I'm afraid of the dark, especially when I'm in a park and there's no-one else around. Oh, I get the shivers. I don't want to see a ghost. It's a sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.

The World Cup of Shit Songs (Part Two)

The quest to find the worst song ever takes on the eighties. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOO DOO DOO!

The Arctic Monkeys Album That No One Likes, or Even Remembers

The worst thing about Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino is that Arctic Monkeys know it's bad. If you're feeling generous, you could say instead that they knew no one would like it. After the tremendous success of Alex Turner's new 'Elvis Impersonator Who Has Suffered Severe Head Trauma' personality, anticipation was high for a new record. The problem was that Turner couldn't come up with anything good on his guitar, so he noodled about on his new piano, and ended up with a bunch of lounge demos so bad that his bandmates suggested it should be a solo album...

The World Cup of Shit Songs (Part One)

There is a Wikipedia article called 'List of music considered the worst'. Imagine being on that list. Imagine writing a song in 1953 so bad that fifty years later, someone adds it to a compilation of the worst songs in human history. But what is the worst song on that list? Which song will be crowned the WOAT in the first (and only) Laser Falcon World Cup of Shit Songs 2019™ officially sponsored by McVitie's™?

7 Collaborative Albums We NEED to Hear

What would happen if Brian May and Paul Chuckle teamed up? Or Australia's biggest pop star and the best metalcore band from Boston, Massachusetts? What about Andy Samberg and Trent Reznor, or Jimmy Eat World and Rae Sremmurd? Click this fascinating list to find out, or alternatively do something more productive with your time.